Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Gremlins - Don't Feed at All

By Bethany Maines

The premise of my Carrie Mae Mystery series is that in the sixties, while other ladies were burning their bras and inventing Tupperware, Carrie Mae Robart founded a door to door / friend to friend cosmetic selling empire – Carrie Mae Cosmetics. Her goal was to give women financial independence without having to work outside the home. However, the more women she met, the more she realized that there were some problems that couldn’t be solved with just money ­– some problems needed a fist in the face. So Carrie Mae set up the Carrie Mae Foundation. Financed by proceeds from the cosmetic sales, the foundation is part non-profit - working on pro-bono legal cases and lobbying government on women’s rights issues - and partly a women only, black-ops, elite fighting force. The heroines of my stories Nikki Lanier, Ellen Marson, Jenny Baxter and Jane Rozmarek are part of that force and they travel the world, fulfilling the Carrie Mae mission statement: helping women everywhere.

Now the thing you’ll notice about this premise is that it’s only partially based in reality.  I mean, sure, it’s possible for a woman in the 1960’s to found a peer to peer make up sales company.  Not that I know of any… ahem.  But sadly, it has apparently never occurred to anyone to found an elite fighting force for women as part their non-profit. (If someone knows of one, please email me immediately; I would like to join up.)  The problem with all of this lack of reality is that I have to make it sound plausible when writing. And that means all the other bits have to sound real. I have to research the guns and the locations and I try to make sure that my characters emotions feel authentic.  But if I spend too much time in reality, I suddenly look at my own premise and think, “That’s ridiculous!  I can’t write that.” 

That’s right; I tell myself, “I can’t.”  Those are some of the worst words in the English language.  (Although, they’re still not as bad as, “We need to talk.”) I’m two books and two short stories, and half a manuscript into a series, and… I can’t?  How does the Can’t Gremlin sneak into so many places?  I thought I was well fortified behind the Walls of Fantasy; girded by the Armor of Gumption; defended by the Holy Force of Imagination.  And yet… I can’t.  Why is it so hard to get that jerk of a gremlin out of the house? Can’t have an elite fighting force?  You might as well suggest that a woman can’t write books. The cycle of Can’t can be extremely hard to break, so when I get too down in the Can’ts, I like to read other people’s books.  There’s nothing like a good trip through someone else’s imagination to leave the Can’t Gremlin in the dust.  But still, I know he’s just waiting around the corner to trip me up.  Which is why I prefer to visit reality infrequently and for only brief periods of time.  Feel free to visit me any time, but leave your gremlins at the door – I can’t be bothered with Can’t today.

Bethany Maines is the author of the Carrie Mae Mystery series and Tales from the City of Destiny. You can also view the Carrie Mae youtube video or catch up with her on Twitter and Facebook.

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious, and yes you can!! For the record, I think it's an awesome premise, and believable too. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if someone has done this, but hello! They're secret! The CIA, MI6, etc, are just the ones we know about, though what they do is pretty secretive. Women are underestimated pretty much worldwide, we look approachable, nice, non-threatening, trustworthy... weak to some people. Someone's gotta be taking advantage of that, beyond individual women who use it all the time! The enemy or mark has a stereotype of women in his head, great! Use it to get close, as your cover, then do whatever you want. Its soooo believable, its been done with individual women in fiction forever, why not a whole secret agency? Why not non-profit funded by a company? It saves them from having to deal with government funding, etc. Its brilliant and I love it! Kill the damn gremlins! - Karen