I am scheduled to post my blogs on The Stiletto Gang every
fourth Friday. Now, those among you who are very on top of things may have
noticed that this is the fifth Friday of the month. Those of you with
indecently strong memories may recall that no new post went up on the fourth
Friday of the month just past (I have always maintained that a faulty memory is
a kindness to others). Yes! *hangs head in shame* I missed my scheduled blog
post this month, and this is a make-up post. But I have a good excuse. Killer
Nashville ate my blog post.
I have my blogs scheduled on my Google calendar, which sends
me reminders a day ahead of time to write and post a blog for that fourth
Friday, and the calendar keeps good track of this, even when there are five
Fridays in a month. I, on the other
hand, tend to imprecisely think of my post as due on the last Friday of the
month, which it usually is. So when I left at the crack of dawn with my husband
and a good friend from Border Crimes, my local Sisters in Crime group, to drive
from Kansas City to Nashville for the conference, I left behind all possible reminders
that I had a blog post due. It was only earlier this week when I was home again
and cleaning out the overflowing email inbox that I encountered that reminder
of a long-past-due post and had to throw myself on the mercy of my blog
sisters. “But if you had been there having all that fun and learning things and
meeting people—did I mention that Anne Perry and D.P. Lyle were guests of
honor?—you’d have forgotten the doggone blog post, too.” So my blog buddies
said to tell them and you about Killer Nashville to redeem myself—and as a
writer, I’m all about redemption.
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| Vinnie Hansen and Julie Tollefson |
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In the beginning was the drive—and in the end, as well—and it
was a drive of biblical dimensions. Billed by Mapquest as an 8 ½-hour drive, it
was stretched to 12 hours each way when we encountered severe road construction
all across the states of Illinois and Kentucky. Ben and I were glad we had our
friend, Julie, along to help with the driving and keep the atmosphere light.
When we finally burst through into Tennessee, it quickly became a favorite
state among us for its notable dearth of orange barrels, closed lanes, and
gridlock traffic standing still for miles and miles.
Nashville is a lovely city set in the midst of beautiful forested
mountains. Our raveled nerves healed and reknit as we drove through such
peaceful vistas. Soon we were at the conference hotel, and Julie was checking
in while Ben and I picked up registration materials and then found our way to a
writer friend’s house where we were staying twenty minutes from the hotel.
While our friends fed us healthy, delicious, homemade food, Julie was getting
snockered at the wine-tasting where she’d arrived late and tried to make up
time on an empty stomach. She gave that first program high honors next day,
though.
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| Molly Weston |
What can I say? The panels and programs were great. I
cherry-picked ones featuring my good friends Chris F. Holm and Hilary Davidson
right off the top—and they were superb on writing the short story and on writing
dark. Then, Ben and I had lunch with Julie and our dear friend, Judge Debra
Goldstein, where much fascinating discussion and flat-out hilarity ensued. Back
at the conference, I checked in with Molly Weston who was in charge of the
Sisters in Crime table and reception later that evening. Throughout the
conference, I tried to take time to spell Molly at the table or keep her
company. I felt this was my responsibility as a local chapter president—and I
just love the chance to spend time with Molly. That evening, we all helped with
the Sisters in Crime reception, which was full of good food and drink and lots
and lots of great people. After which, Ben and I adjourned eight blocks to meet
our hostess, who runs the MFA in creative writing program at a local university,
and a handful of her students at Nashville’s Shakespeare in the Park for the
funniest, best version of Midsummer Night’s Dream we’ve seen (and with Ben’s
Ph.D. in theater and film, we’ve seen a lot of versions of that play).
Saturday offered workshops with law enforcement
professionals (one of the great features of Killer Nashville—tons of chances to
work with and meet ATF, TBI, and other law enforcement pros). We even had a
wonderful presentation by a former federal black ops agent who offered great
detailed explanations of how he was recruited and trained and how he operated
in the field—and the human toll it took on him and his family. D. P. Lyle, a forensic
consultant for major crime writers and crime TV shows and movies, gave a great
presentation, and bestseller Anne Perry gave such great and inspiring
presentations that she warranted a standing ovation. (I’m still resonating from
her talks and finding more and more to return to all the time.)
Sunday, I was scheduled on a panel, but first I had to
attend Debra’s panel, “Order in the Court,” with her (a federal judge), a state
judge, and a prosecuting attorney.
I
knew it would be excellent, just by virtue of Debra’s
presence on it, but it was fun and funny and
full of useful information for writers. Right after hers came my panel, “Fiction
on the Fringes: Writing Other Cultures, Closed Communities, Countercultures.”
(I’ve written in more detail about this great panel and the remarkable audience
we had on my blog here
http://lindarodriguezwrites.blogspot.com/2013/08/fiction-on-fringes-and-great-question.html
)
Then, it was goodbyes all around and drive into and through
the night (or stand still for miles at a time in Illinois and Kentucky). We
finally arrived exhausted in the wee hours of Monday morning, and poor Julie
had to get in her car at my house and drive another hour to her own. Valiant
and stalwart woman that she is!
It was worth the horrible drives, and I had the chance to
see folks I missed at Malice this year and made new friends. And Anne Perry’s remarkable, passionate presentation is going
to keep unfolding inside me until I write something about it, I’m sure. If you
have the chance to go to Killer Nashville, I’d advise you to take it. It was
worth even twelve hours of driving with 3 ½ of those pretty much standing
still.
And that’s how Killer Nashville ate my blog. I promise I won’t
do it again. Have I redeemed myself?
(Thanks to Kaye George for the top two photos and to Julie Tollefson for the last one.)
