Don't tell me. I know. I shouldn't read my reviews. Actor Kevin Bacon has sworn that he never reads his, although don't you think that his agent probably does?
I know that several Stiletto Gang authors also have forsworn reading reviews.
But you're talking to a woman who happily reads spoilers for her favorite TV shows – and still enjoys them. So you think I'm not going to look to see who loves me – and, tragically, who doesn't?
So I was thrilled when readers begin posting glowing reviews of MURDER DOUBLES BACK. Lesa Holstine, librarian and reviewer extraordinaire, said "When authors can manage to juggle large casts, complicated stories, a fascinating dog, and traces of humor, they shouldn't wait years between books. Evelyn David's entertaining Murder Doubles Back will make readers regret four lost years."
Wow! That made my week, month – year.
But then, here's what another reader wrote, headlined, "Where's The Humor?" Actually the review was quite positive, saying, "The story line was good. The characters were still appealing." But she didn't think we brought the funny.
But, But…she said I didn't have a sense of humor? Me who has considered a job as a stand-up comic? Me, who is a barrel of laughs, except when reading reviews that are like a stiletto to the heart, so to speak.
You're questioning my humor? Question my writing ability, sure. But question whether I can deliver a joke? The horror.
Sigh. Don't tell me. I shouldn't read reviews.
Maybe I'll listen to a George Carlin riff on You Tube. Nobody ever accused him of not having a sense of humor.
Please share your worst review or job performance evaluation. Misery loves company.
Marian, the Northern Half of Evelyn David (the one without a sense of humor, the Southern half is quite the cut-up)
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